HEY. YOU KNOW HOW DOGS HAVE CERTAIN KEY WORDS THAT THEY FREAK OUT AT, LIKE “WALK” OR “RIDE”?
WELL MY DOG HAS BEGUN TO ASSOCIATE “DINNER” WITH FOOD, BUT MY MOM IS TOO LAZY TO SPELL “D-I-N-N-E-R” TO CALL US ALL TO THE TABLE TO EAT.
SO NOW SHE’S LIKE “COME AND GET THE D.”
MOM, WE DON’T WANT THE D.
please adopt me.
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?